The Times they are a'changing....

Well there has been a strange disturbance in the force it appears.. I have been hunting alot lately and for whatever blessed reason have yet to die. If this trend continues I may very well hit 49 sooner than I once thought.

Heres hoping.

Cocksuckers AKA Alaska Airlines

Well, take one beautiful bride, one gorgeous setting, and some lost luggage...then add water. This message comes to you via the beautiful skyline of Manazillo, Mexico. I am currently on my honeymoon having a wonderful time with my ridiculously sexy wife inspite of the fact that the cocksuckers at Alaska Airlines lost our luggage 8 days ago and are unable to put one bag on a plane.

Dear Alaska Air,

Tongue my balls. Then choke on them you inbred pieces of shit. I would rather you tell me straight up that you are not capable of delivering a customers luggage to them, than lie to me for the past 8 days. "Senor your luggage will arrive tomorrow on the next flight." Bullshit! You know why cause I will only believe you one time...then you sound like a broken record...tomorrow...tomorrow..then sun will come out tomorrow...but your luggage? Senor...thats atleast 2 weeks away.

Yours Teabaggingly,

Doeltenga

Ahhh.. feels good to rant.

Seriously I can see missing one bag...I`ll spot you that one.... but 7 straight days afterwards you cant seem to get it on the plane?? ridiculous.. Guess what airline I`ll suggest to all my friends? rhymes with NOT FUCKING ALASKA thats who..

Anyhow I miss my pledge... and I miss my cell phone being functional cause my charger is in a lost bag. My Dearest MopHawg (you know who you are), this is not how I wanted to do this.. I wanted to call you and express mano a mano my deepest sympathies for your loss. And know this, if ever you need anything I am only one call away. I will be sure to call y0u as soon as I get home.

Fuck The Airlines