The BoOndockSaint

2010-06-16T19:27:00.002-07:00

Ick

2009-07-22T11:17:00.002-07:00

Oh &$#@! I couldnt stay away

2009-07-15T11:07:00.002-07:00

Okay so I missed Lineage a little bit. So I decided to renew and play now and again. Until summer ends my time in game will be limited as there is alot of family stuff planned with the good weather now. It was kinda on a whim I tossed a ndai on my +8 ori dagger. I had decided not to renew my Knight account, so why not blow it up right? Oops it went 9. Then a little messing around on DI and o.O elixir.
I should quit more often.

Rumours of my demise hav e NOT been greatly exaggerated

2009-06-09T21:37:00.003-07:00

Its all over Jehovah, I've grown bored with Lineage. I'd like to blame the bots or NC's lack of everything/anything but the truth is, the sun is out and there is far too much fun shit to do outside. So bye for now bitches!

Bosses and a new hope

2009-05-20T11:27:00.003-07:00

I have been spurred into a competition. I am going to race Troje to 60. I am pretty sure if I win that will seal Troje's fate as Lineages Worst Mage as I am a full level and a quarter behind him. Go Go Me!!

Monitor Love

2009-04-29T11:33:00.003-07:00

Its about damn time NC recognized the hard work I put in making the server a fun play to play. Always at the expense of others. I just wish the English comprehension was a little bit higher cause it never fun to mock someone and have to explain it to them. Maybe Troje works for NC too.

Lil Bossin' Flossin'

2009-04-29T11:31:00.001-07:00

Project : Fuck Yeah!

2009-04-01T11:43:00.003-07:00

WTF?!?! Mate

2009-03-18T14:22:00.002-07:00

It has recently come to my attention that I am one of the only people, if not the only person, who is unable to hop on to www.lineage.com whenever the game is down. I don't know why this is but it is SUPER annoying. I always get a "SERVICE UNAVAILABLE The requested service is temporarily unavailable. It is either overloaded or under maintenance. Please try later." I learned through chatting on Team Speak with others that they were all able to hop around on the boards so I googled lineage boards and was able to read the boards by skipping the whole www.lineage.com page, but can not log in to post on them at all. Sucks cause really the only time I would really post on the boards would be during down time. Anyone else have this issue?

Bot check in Yo Face!

2009-03-18T11:43:00.002-07:00

Mini Boss Madness

2009-03-11T11:20:00.000-07:00

..... says the cow

2009-02-25T11:22:00.002-08:00

Kind of an uneventful week. I've been rather busy with r/l stuff. Getting ready for the new job and such. There has also been a lot of hockey on TV lately which always seems to keep me offline.

2009-02-18T11:48:00.002-08:00

Ever since Lyzira took over the bots have been falling left right and center. Its been great to see. On the downside the reset have been taking longer and longer, thus leaving me no excuse to not update the blog. CURSE YOU NC!!!!

Event Part Deux

2009-02-11T11:24:00.002-08:00

Event - Screw The Economy

2009-02-04T11:58:00.001-08:00

The "Weak" in Review

2009-01-21T11:16:00.003-08:00

The Sea Turd was up just before reset. Was a good thing the crew decided to do a little last second boss check. It dropped Blizz and the group was kind enough to give me the SB as it was one that I needed. Thank you Lews, Cainna and Leroy. The rest of the week was just more of the same.. plodding along hoping for the odd boss here and there.

PS a special thanks to Magestic for the Reduction Armor. Tiny shall use it wisely.

Dopple Boss

2009-01-14T11:04:00.002-08:00

So found the Dopple Boss up and asked who wanted to join me. Eli and Cainna came and we layed a beating on the poor Dopple. Of course he repaid us for our overkill with just about the funniest drop I have ever seen from a boss. I'll be honest, Its been so long since I saw one of those that for a split second I thought "Damn finally a sweet drop!!"

Oh Burn

Ain't Got Nothin'

2009-01-12T22:24:00.001-08:00

Been kickin about in all the old familar places...

New Year Same Ole Shit

2009-01-03T20:29:00.002-08:00

Quickie

2008-11-26T11:14:00.004-08:00

Pirate Island

2008-10-29T11:31:00.002-07:00

So I decided to putter around the shipyard area of PI and came across two new mops. The squid was fun but the chief mermaid venzed on me (after having been surprised by it the night before and ending to it.) It will be interesting to see what if anything it drops.

Tea Time

2008-10-07T12:39:00.002-07:00

7am on a Wednesday

2008-07-16T11:12:00.002-07:00

This is why you should not give Doeltenga your cell phone number... cause if boss up.. he will call...

Slow Week

2008-07-09T12:02:00.002-07:00

Work has been pretty busy lately so there really isnt too much to show for the week..

Get it while its hot

2008-06-25T11:24:00.000-07:00

Story of A (formerly) Charmless Man

2008-06-11T11:36:00.003-07:00

Cougar dropped a 51 and the party was kind enough to give it to me. Thank you Oin, Kah1an and Cainna. And even though I got an uber drop don't worry I don't have enuff adena to pay the buyout of pledge fee. ;)

If you can't get rid of 'em, Teabag 'em!

2008-06-05T22:41:00.001-07:00

Did a little boss hunting and a little teabagging... all in all a good day

Fun with Odd people

2008-06-04T16:30:00.002-07:00

So.. I'm not really sure why this git started whisp'in me in the first place but once the dance was on I made sure to lead.

This week in sports...

2008-05-21T12:23:00.001-07:00

Late Night " WTF, Mate!?!"

2008-05-14T12:06:00.002-07:00

This Week in the Graves

2008-05-14T12:04:00.001-07:00

Interview With An Idiot

2008-05-14T12:03:00.002-07:00

Heeeeeeeeeeeeere We Go!

2008-04-23T11:32:00.002-07:00

Me Oh My Oh Someones Gunna Die Oh

2008-04-23T09:40:00.002-07:00

It appears the game is afoot, dear friends. Pull up yer boot straps and sharpen yer senses cause the hunt is on....

Your mom called and she wants her sex toys back

2008-04-07T22:04:00.001-07:00

Thats right give them back you sick fuck.

Update - For CJ

2008-03-31T00:04:00.001-07:00

So.... Happy ending??

The drops they are a changin'

2008-03-26T11:31:00.002-07:00

Seems like the drops have drastically tapered off lately. This is making the grind even less bareable than it already was.. I cant wait til the weather improves so I can get back to hiking the mountains outside rather than hunting the dungeons inside.

The Week In Review

2008-03-12T17:32:00.003-07:00

Here we go..

The Drops or lack there of, rather.

Awww... A puppy!

2008-03-12T17:30:00.001-07:00

Duck Season!! Wabbit Season!!

2008-02-21T09:38:00.003-08:00

o.O Really Lucente?
In the immortal words of Eazy E...
"If its on mutha fucker then its on, G."

Happiness in slavery

2008-02-20T11:11:00.003-08:00

I swear that dagger is within reach...

A funny thing happend on the way to the Forum...

2008-02-19T17:46:00.001-08:00

First and foremost before anyone has a spaz attack and flames me over this....

I would like to say I dont care what Orfen did. That being said I don't agree with it, but it never bothered me because well, we were never close infact we never got along. This song came to me as I was driving to work one morning and as I changed the words to it, I began to laugh out loud. Hopefully you all can have a laugh too.

If this offends you or you dont find it funny fuck off you probably werent meant to be on this site anyways.

*Sung to the tune of Zombie By The Cranberries
(Double Irony!!!)

The story spreads slowly
Orfens like was taken
And the lies they caused such surprise
But were we mistaken

But you see, Like J.C., You’re in front of me
You’re not dead, you’re not dead, you were lying
What I don’t understand
Is how long was this planned
In your head, In your head, Are you mental?

Pretend you’re dead, pretend you’re dead
Orfen, Orfen, Orfen
Hey, hey, hey. Pretend you’re dead
Pretend you’re dead
Orfen, Orfen, Orfen
Hey, hey, hey, hey, oh, dou, dou, dou, dou, dou…

And now the truth is breakin
Your sick game is over
When the lies cause surprise
Wish we weren’t mistaken

Its like a bad dream if I card I would scream
Sociopath, Sociopath, No more lying!!
But I can’t understand
Why all this was planned
In your head, in your head, You’re fucking mental.

Thought you were dead, Weren’t you dead?
Orfen, Orfen, Orfen.
Hey, hey, hey. That’s what they said
Aren’t you dead?
Orfen, Orfen, Orfen?
Hey, Hey, Hey, oh, oh, oh,
Oh, oh, oh, oh, hey, oh, ya, ya-a

Duh nuh...Duh nuh..... duh nuh duh nuh duh nuh

2008-02-14T22:36:00.003-08:00

I'm a sucker for a still warm face.
What more can I say.

Drops lots of drops

2008-02-14T22:33:00.003-08:00

Fiddy TwoOOooOoo

2008-01-25T10:22:00.001-08:00

I'm on yer heels now SUPER.

A new home

2008-01-25T10:19:00.000-08:00

Well, I have left Rings and have found a home with X11. They seem to be really good peeps and some of them can drink almost as much as me, which is comforting. I think this will be a good place for me. We even hit up a couple bosses..

SUPER DUPER!

2008-01-16T12:08:00.001-08:00

A friend of mine hit 52 a few weeks back and I ran into him for the first time in a little while. He was sure to rub in the fact that at one stage of the game I MAY have had a slight lead on him LVL wise... Cheeky Basa

Gratz SUPERNATURAL!
Well earned

Those were the days

2008-01-16T12:04:00.000-08:00

Spent alittle time in the Lasta area these past few days.. okay ALOT of time I didnt come up for air all week. I woulda made a Lesbian proud I stayed down so long... anyhoo here are a few of the drops....

Oh Yeah I LVLed

2007-12-20T13:43:00.001-08:00

Almost forgot, This happened

Lil FI porn for the Masses

2007-12-05T20:15:00.001-08:00

The Return

2007-12-05T20:12:00.001-08:00

Its been too long since I got to lay eggs on the face of a dead body. Sorry Public... I found you dead in Oren and oh yes,I took advantage.

Quick update

2007-12-05T20:10:00.000-08:00

The week(s) in review

Just Some Random Drops This Week

2007-09-02T00:09:00.001-07:00

Been a slow week for news

Droppy McDropperson

2007-08-14T21:31:00.001-07:00

Can Type... Must Hunt!

Stupid Lame Bosses

2007-08-14T21:29:00.000-07:00

Now I get why no one hunts this guy.

Waaaah

2007-08-14T21:22:00.000-07:00

So, Let me get this straight. You join our pledge then lip off about one of our GK's. Then when you get put in your place you throw a tantrum and leave? No... wait... stop. Or not.

And the only reason I blocked out the name on the letter is cause he got SO annoying that I actually had to ban him. Which was kinda cool cause I found out I can exclude a pledgemate. Oh well back Skype with Amy... oh wait that wasn't my life. Dang. Dang a Ding Dong Doo.

Youth and their culture. Were we ever so pathetic? I guess we were.

Elemental Grave

2007-08-11T22:11:00.000-07:00

CJ, TD and I have been spending alittle time in the elemental grave just trying to see if anything fun would drop. Heres a few of the drops we managed to collect over the last 3 or 4 days.

Oh and sometimes I get bored waiting for CJ to come back from being AFK and this happens.

Elemental Grave Hunt

2007-08-06T23:19:00.001-07:00

Just spent the day healbotting my wife in the Elemental Grave. Here are some of the drops we collected.

Event Tea Time!

2007-07-25T11:23:00.001-07:00

The Only Good ANCIENTZ is a Dead ANCIENTZ

Its About time

2007-05-16T07:38:00.000-07:00

Ta Da!

Some more quick snappys

2007-04-05T11:31:00.000-07:00

Wow he DOES drop stuff

Wow I forgot all about this place....

2007-04-05T11:28:00.000-07:00

Kami has such soft skin

The Times they are a'changing....

2006-08-15T10:20:00.000-07:00

Well there has been a strange disturbance in the force it appears.. I have been hunting alot lately and for whatever blessed reason have yet to die. If this trend continues I may very well hit 49 sooner than I once thought.

Heres hoping.

Cocksuckers AKA Alaska Airlines

2006-08-06T13:25:00.000-07:00

Well, take one beautiful bride, one gorgeous setting, and some lost luggage...then add water. This message comes to you via the beautiful skyline of Manazillo, Mexico. I am currently on my honeymoon having a wonderful time with my ridiculously sexy wife inspite of the fact that the cocksuckers at Alaska Airlines lost our luggage 8 days ago and are unable to put one bag on a plane.

Dear Alaska Air,

Tongue my balls. Then choke on them you inbred pieces of shit. I would rather you tell me straight up that you are not capable of delivering a customers luggage to them, than lie to me for the past 8 days. "Senor your luggage will arrive tomorrow on the next flight." Bullshit! You know why cause I will only believe you one time...then you sound like a broken record...tomorrow...tomorrow..then sun will come out tomorrow...but your luggage? Senor...thats atleast 2 weeks away.

Yours Teabaggingly,

Doeltenga

Ahhh.. feels good to rant.

Seriously I can see missing one bag...I`ll spot you that one.... but 7 straight days afterwards you cant seem to get it on the plane?? ridiculous.. Guess what airline I`ll suggest to all my friends? rhymes with NOT FUCKING ALASKA thats who..

Anyhow I miss my pledge... and I miss my cell phone being functional cause my charger is in a lost bag. My Dearest MopHawg (you know who you are), this is not how I wanted to do this.. I wanted to call you and express mano a mano my deepest sympathies for your loss. And know this, if ever you need anything I am only one call away. I will be sure to call y0u as soon as I get home.

Fuck The Airlines

Tetleyed

2006-07-20T22:51:00.000-07:00

Pricless, A bot takes the sac

Sorry Kami but I never pass up a Bagging Op

Welcome to the Show

2006-07-20T22:35:00.000-07:00

Alrighty, here we go... welcome to the show. This is my spot to rant ramble and wax poetic on well anything that strikes my fancy really I play four characters on Lineage... Doeltenga (wizard) UrbanLegend (knight) BoondocSaint (elf) and of course MightyMagi (wizard). I figure I will make an effort to actually keep this updated and hopefully keep ya'll interested.