A funny thing happend on the way to the Forum...

First and foremost before anyone has a spaz attack and flames me over this....

I would like to say I dont care what Orfen did. That being said I don't agree with it, but it never bothered me because well, we were never close infact we never got along. This song came to me as I was driving to work one morning and as I changed the words to it, I began to laugh out loud. Hopefully you all can have a laugh too.

If this offends you or you dont find it funny fuck off you probably werent meant to be on this site anyways.


*Sung to the tune of Zombie By The Cranberries
(Double Irony!!!)



The story spreads slowly
Orfens like was taken
And the lies they caused such surprise
But were we mistaken

But you see, Like J.C., You’re in front of me
You’re not dead, you’re not dead, you were lying
What I don’t understand
Is how long was this planned
In your head, In your head, Are you mental?

Pretend you’re dead, pretend you’re dead
Orfen, Orfen, Orfen
Hey, hey, hey. Pretend you’re dead
Pretend you’re dead
Orfen, Orfen, Orfen
Hey, hey, hey, hey, oh, dou, dou, dou, dou, dou…

And now the truth is breakin
Your sick game is over
When the lies cause surprise
Wish we weren’t mistaken

Its like a bad dream if I card I would scream
Sociopath, Sociopath, No more lying!!
But I can’t understand
Why all this was planned
In your head, in your head, You’re fucking mental.

Thought you were dead, Weren’t you dead?
Orfen, Orfen, Orfen.
Hey, hey, hey. That’s what they said
Aren’t you dead?
Orfen, Orfen, Orfen?
Hey, Hey, Hey, oh, oh, oh,
Oh, oh, oh, oh, hey, oh, ya, ya-a